I went to Glasonbury music festival this year and as I walked past the pyramid stage:
My heart said:
Its beautiful to see all of these happy people in one place in peace i loved it.
My head said:
Why are there lots of people with patriotic flags in the crowd.
As the days went on the flags and people seemed to get closer together. Yes you guessed it they were paid flag wavers for the TV I guess. Bollocks huh.
Hey did you see the coca cola world cup commercial with leggsy the thee legged
Football player pulled from poverty to stardom.
No wonder hes got thee legs the poor little bastard, hes probably been drinking and eating crap all his life.
Brought to him by those wankers at Monsanto.